He's at it again

I got the new R Kelly, TP.3, the other day. Yet another masterpiece from the self proclaimed Pied Piper. It's filled with it's usual random sexual references, ridiculous beats and of course Trapped in the Closet, parts 1-5. I know y'all have heard it. The crazy part is that there are 10 more parts of that foolishness. What else could happen. I'm just waiting for him to pee in somebody in part 12. I would then nominate it for record of the year. Anyways, song 3 on TP.3, sex in the kitchen is just ridiculous. I actually like the beat and the song, but the lyrics are...well... read for yourself. Everybody needs to hear this song just to hear how much emphasis, passion, love, pain he puts into one particular line. Of course I've highlighted it for ease of reference.

"Sex In The Kitchen"

Girl you're in the kitchen

Cooking me a meal

Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel

Walk around in your t-shirt

Nothing else on

Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone

Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes

Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang

[Chorus ]

I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove

Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls

Hands on the table, on your tippy toes

We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed [End Chorus]

How would you like it, baby

(How would you like that?)

Tell me right now pretty baby

Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe

I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes

Tickling and teasing

Doing that little dance

Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad

While I'm making love,I'll be feasting

Girl you're in the kitchen

Sweating up a storm

The oven's on 500 So you know the kitchen's warm

Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind

Cause here we are still in this kitchenDoing it for the third time

[Chorus (fades out)]